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Squirt Dildo Squeezable

This is half a gameplay fix and half a feature update but is a big deal and deserves its own post. The squirt dildo can now be filled from any open topped vessel (so not cans or bottles) and can be squeezed at any time to expel its payload. This includes when it is inside one of your orifices.

Squirting anything except semen into a vagina causes it to flow out immediately with no further effect. Injecting bodily fluids into your ass causes them to remain in your belly until expelled as usual. All other liquids are immediately absorbed by your body and an appropriate effect triggers. If cursed, cum and sex addiction increases. The BUC of the squirt dildo doesn't affect this effect and so any cursed liquids will become identified by the player.

In the nearish future I plan for it to be possible to identify cursed drinks if the BUC of the vessel is known for sure when drinking but for now a self administered dildo squirt is the only way. It's also worth noting that the process causes humiliation to increase.

Now I have to go away and decide exactly how to allow the player to obtain urine in the first place, and decide if the player's own semen can get them pregnant...

Fertility Goddess 1.1

Since you all were so enthusiastic about the fertility goddess I decided to expand its functionality to make the decision to have lots of babies more meaningful.

Firstly, you gain intelligence equal to how many children you've given birth to. However, whilst pregnant, if the dress is not blessed, your hips will slowly increase in size.

Also, your chance of getting pregnant each turn there's semen in your womb is significantly increased.

Fertility Goddess

Another class, this one triggered by getting pregnant several times throughout the course of the game. The headgear is a laurel wreath, and the dress is either a Roman goddess style tunic or a slutty mother nature style set of ivy leaves and twigs depending on your state of mind at the time.

They both provide the same benefit: usually when your body tries to give birth but you are not in the same region as the father (and the father is still alive), you fall to your knees with painful contractions. This outfit will prevent those contractions from wasting a turn and making you fall to your knees.

They also affect your belly weight value, reducing it if uncursed and reducing it lots if blessed (this can not make your belly lighter than air). The tunic version of the outfit will often have the "of confidence" attribute, reducing your humiliation gains.

Potion of the Womb

This potion requires a pink liquid and pink hair to create. It interacts with pregnancy in some interesting ways. If you are not pregnant, it makes you pregnant. If you are pregnant, it pauses the growth of the pregnancy. If you have a paused pregnancy, it is unpaused. This could be ideal if you manage to pause a pregnancy in the early stages; faeries would still protect you and the weight wouldn't be a big deal. But a pregnancy paused at full term could get you stuck with a giant belly.

And yes, there may be a monster soon who forces you to drink one of these potions as a possible attack.

Tincture of Acceleration

The tincture of acceleration is crafted from a potion of speed and a wasp wing (drop from a giant wasp) if egg laying fetish is enabled and pink hair (drop from fairy) if not.

This tincture gives you a massive dexterity boost for a few rounds, as long as it's not cursed. Its side effect is that internal bodily effects are massively accelerated; you will very quickly get very thirsty (but not bring you quite to fainting levels) so it's a good idea to have a drink on your person or accessible nearby. If watersports is enabled, this will cause your bladder to fill very quickly which could cause a missed turn in whatever battle you're in as you wet yourself.

If enabled, pregnancy and milk production will speed along at crazy rates as well. If the tincture is not cursed, exercise will count for a huge amount of calories burned. Blessing the vial will cause the effects to last a few extra rounds.

Elixir of Life

Elixirs are small flasks full of a strong concoction that will give you a significant bonus for 20-30 turns.

The elixir of life is created from a green liquid and a fae mushroom (a new item found in the woods).  When drunk it changes you to a woman instantly if appropriate and impregnates you. Whilst active, if uncursed, it heals some soreness every couple of rounds, but if there is nothing to heal, it speeds up your pregnancy. The blessed version lasts a few rounds longer.

Drinking this elixir when already pregnant has potentially severe consequences. It increases your pregnancy rate (chance of conception and speed at which it grows) and is currently the only way to increase your pregnancy rate past the current limit. If you abuse these elixirs you could be churning out children so fast that you haven't even left the region with the father in it yet. Which would obviously hinder your ability to progress through the game.

Incidentally, pregnancy now happens a lot faster than it used to; it would take about a third of the game time to complete in the old version and that's been changed to about an eighth.  And that's without any increases to the rate.

Maternity Dress

This modest dress is obviously associated with the pregnancy fetish and will frequently appear in the shop if it is enabled.

The donator had some pretty specific stuff in mind about the subtle things it does and wants you to work them out on your own, but I can say that it interacts with pregnancy and with lactation in some way.

Giant Wasp

The giant wasp monster who lives in the forest will only appear with egg laying fetish enabled.  Its main attack fatigues you, much like the shopkeeper.  The wasp will 'impregnate' you anally with his eggs and then should become friendly and protect you as long as some remain inside you.  If the it encounters a wasp egg on the floor that was laid by you, it will use its super magic mutant powers to fertilize it, and stimulate its growth into a brand new healthy wasp monster.  This ability has a rather lengthy cooldown, but still if you're not careful you could end up with a forest-load of wasps, which could make it next to impossible to maneuver through the region.  On the other hand, if you're sufficiently strong, maybe you'll decide to try and find a way to properly manage and maintain the wasp population, and in doing so be able to farm items from them.

Pregnancy and some other polishing

I think most people who enable the option are in agreement that pregnancy could use a bit more depth than just being on a ticking clock until you faint.

So I've finally managed to devise a system I'm happy with, which allows for the game to continue without it getting super weird (well, depending on what you find weird!)

So, when it's time to give birth, the game will look for potential fathers - that is anyone who donated their DNA to your noble cause before you became pregnant.

The game will try and find an alive father - if there is one. If it finds one, and you're not in the correct region, you'll keel over with contractions. This will happen with relative regularity to encourage you to return and find the father. If you are in the right region, you will give birth and the father will appear as if by magic to deliver the baby. The baby then disappears as far as you're concerned, but the father will act very differently towards you now, you're the mother of his child!

If there are no alive humanoid fathers, it checks for other potential fathers. This includes sex dolls, tentacle monsters, insemination traps (which don't exist yet :-P), etc.  Depending on your fetish choices, these may cause you to spawn a new monster of that type into the world, lay eggs, or just faint.

In other news, I've got some cool varying text now for common words. The text varies between several synonyms and is significantly influenced by bimbo level. So what the game may sometimes describe as "seminal fluid" at the start of the game, may be called "yummy man juice" towards the end.

And in other other news, the source text just hit 200 000 words! Woo!