I'm working on it

Thank you to those who have helped me compile a list of bugs.  I'm working on them now and will hopefully have a new version out within a few days.  Having said that I'm busy for a lot of the weekend so we'll have to see I'm afraid.

Love you all and thanks for being patient!

My body currently seems to think I am allergic to oxygen

Planned schedule for fixing the urgent stuff and updating the bug fixes page has been pushed back as I get over a cold :(

Sorry y'all.  If some super cool dudes and sluts want to have a go compiling all the bugs they think are the most critical (ones that cause the game to crash  or ruin gameplay) into a list then that would help me prioritise without having to spend the first hour deciding what needs the most urgent attention.

Release 6 Version 1.3 Changelist

Sorry guys ran out of time again so this file is 99% untested. Apologies if it's even worse than 1.2! I've tried to tackle bugs in order of priority:

* Gladiator should now be working
* Minimum penis size correction works properly
* Males were not gaining sex addiction on orgasm when they had a penis, this has been fixed
* Sex addiction increase rate is 150% of previous rate, we'll see how this affects balance
* Fishnet dress now makes bras less likely to buckle and ping off instead of the opposite (oops)
* Milking harness flag was not set to penetrating asshole when summoned, this has been fixed
* White basque was not set up to properly layer with knickers, this has been fixed
* White basque now causes a low amount of lactation on its own, we'll see how this affects balance
* Only one metal disc, royal sigil and mechanical joint could spawn, this has been fixed

Absolutely no idea what's going on with breast size in general but haven't spent enough time trying to replicate it yet. Next update will likely come Sunday.

Progress Report

I've dealt with the issues surrounding the gladiator I'm pretty sure. For now, to prevent shitty code that was causing problems, the gladiator will not be able to nipple chain you if you're wearing any overdress or bra, even ones that don't cover your breasts.

Weight gain increasing when it shouldn't and sex and cum addiction not increasing is super confusing because I really can't see what's going wrong, but I'm determined to fix those as top priority as they are core game functionality. I will upload another version as soon as I have those sorted.

To the donators who have emailed me in the last couple of days you're added to the list and you will get a link to 6.1.3 when it exists.

Holy Shit the Bugs

Thank you for your continued bug reports.  Especially well done on noticing that sex addiction isn't functioning properly, I'll have to look at that.  For everyone asking about the "mixture of bodily fluids", it is due to glitches and the squirt dildo still needing coding that it's difficult to do this at the moment.  Please stop trying for now, or disable watersports and lactation so that the requirement changes to just semen.

But yeah sorry guys, I solved the gladiator issue but managed to cause ungodly amounts of bugs in the progress... that coupled with having to do a massive tidyup of the flat this evening means there's nothing to release that's, you know, nicer to play than 6.1.2. 

I know, I suck dicks.


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No Update Today

I've had a headache and therefore took the night off, sorry guys.

Donators who emailed me within the last 24 hours asking for the donators version should now have received an email with the link!

Release 6 Version 1.2 Changelist

• The priestess outfit can correctly detect the altar timer.
• Made some changes to the metal bra code to better deal with all the different types of growth that can occur; still not sure what's causing the game to ignore max breast size rules in general.
• The fairy does not have her boredom reset by talking to her.
• Tincture of grace was not supposed to be in this release and was uncraftable; this recipe has been removed
• The rate at which your lactation rate degrades has been reduced.
• Using the verb "remove" on plugs now definitely works and I've tested it ;-)
• Attacking / pulling the vine boss should automatically pull the vines grabbing you if there are any
• Demoness can actually become friendly now, when you're wearing heels of 4 inches or higher

If you're having problems creating the unholy mixture of bodily fluids, bear with me I'll make this much more doable in a version soon.

I am now going to attempt to send an email to all the donators and see what gmail does.  Wish me luck...

If you've sent me an email to me recently about anything other than adding yourself to the mailing list, I've been way too busy fixing all the major bugs to reply to emails at the moment, I'll get to them sooner or later...

Release 6 Version 1.1 Changelist

• Minotaur can now kill the shopkeeper and aeromancer rather than standing there like an idiot
• Weight gain fetish: cursed stool has received a (possibly over the top) nerf and should now be less game-ending.
• Pregnancy fetish: fertility goddess was unobtainable due to a bug, the game now successfully counts your number of successful births
• Trigger happy gargoyle users: change the auto-continue option on the starting screen from "never" to "always" to avoid being unable to continue if you press something other than enter when prompted to press enter
• Save scummers: I have slightly reduced your misery at the loss of undo by adding a "load game" option in the starting screen
• The aeromancer in the dungeon should be noticeably weaker
• Artificial enhancements fetish: I should not be allowed to code recursive functions.  The description of hair when fake hair is included is no longer an infinite loop that crashes the game.
• Greeting an enemy now resets its "bored" flag, meaning you can grab the attention of all enemies that have recently "lost interest".  For now, this includes NPCs that can't usually talk, but I might change this.
• You now get to act first when landing from a "flight", instead of monsters getting the first turn.  You'll still start on your knees though.
• Duplicate containers (and traps, not that this was obvious to notice) in the woods will no longer spawn on fainting.  I had set the woods area to generate only when you actually go there rather than at the beginning of the game to reduce the lag at the start of the game, however I had not removed it from when the game restarts, so it was generating the woods twice before you got there.
• Lactation fetish: bras that exposed your nipples (and only these bras) were getting stained by lactation, rather than the opposite
• Male hip image with a hip size of 0 now appears (males used to start with 1 and females with 2, now this is 0 and 1 but the images hadn't changed to match)
• Using the verb "remove" to take out a sex toy now works properly
• Heels destroyed by the demoness are also "unstuck" so the game doesn't glitch if that exact same pair ever reappears
• Bondage prisoner: You can no longer use the slave collar as currency in the shop
• Schoolgirl outfit no longer spawns infinite stockings on top of each other
• Game will now offer to attempt to intelligently wait on dildo trap until something happens
• Jewellery, some underwear, dresses no longer shuffle regardless of if you were wearing them / they were in the wardrobe
• Watersports fetish: Urination when wearing a diaper and a dress that protects your crotch no longer ignores the diaper
• Minotaur actually drops horn
• Dildo traps easier to jump off
• Several minor flavour text errors

If a bug you reported isn't here, check the status of it on the bug reporting page.

Lots of these changes are completely untested, so I'm sure a couple are still not working >.>

Apologies to donators, due to time constraints the donators version won't appear until some time tomorrow.

As predicted, lots of bugs and balance issues

Quick post because I'm still on the road.  I'll be able to address the key problems tonight when I get home. Most notable bugs seem to involve weight gain not respecting the fetish selection, plugs not behaving properly on fainting. Most critical balance issues are the cursed stool (weight gain overload) and how powerful the aeromancer is.

There are some QoL issues with talking to some monsters (but they are behaving correctly) and when enabling ass images for males. Also verb interaction with some items is difficult. Sometimes you see doubles of containers in rooms.

To those (few) people complaining about the gameplay quality of the release, I told you to wait a few days!

Release 6 Version 1.0

Hi guys, here it is finally.  As mentioned before, if you want your experience of this massive update to be a smooth play-through, I would wait a few days for everyone else to encounter and report the game breaking bugs that quite probably still exist.  The game is way too large for me to test on my own so that's your job now. IF's default testing commands still work for everyone since I'm going to need to see some "showme" command outputs if I'm going to fix all the bugs.

Please report bugs on the new bugs and issues page.  Leave the comments section here for discussion on the game in general, balance, strategy, anything like that.  The download links are as usual on the download page.

I must thank all of you who visit this blog for your words of encouragement; you have kept my spirits up and motivated me to put as much time and effort as I have into the game.  I don't reply to all of you who comment on my blog but your comments are appreciated.  Also you guys on TFGamesSite are the best!  I also appreciate the discussions on /d/, even though you Anons can be so mean at times!

Most of all I have to thank those of you who have donated; even though I have a full time job now I'm at the bottom rung of the ladder, and also you guys helped me make it through to my first paycheck after having to pay rent and deposit up front, and then survive for over a month.  My partner is now going through the exact same thing and is moving into a new place in the very near future; she is in even a worse situation than me in terms of debt, and so your donations a currently going towards her food and travel for the next month until she gets her first paycheck.  In short, thank you guys for helping us to actually start our lives without having to take out an extortionate personal loan.  If any of you are super rich and like the new release, then please do consider donating to help us stay in the black (read: be less horribly in the red).

Donators version stuff: Right guys I've been investigating mailing list solutions but they all require me to give away my physical address and stuff which is not cool.  So until I work out what's going on I'm afraid this is how it's going to work: send an email to aika092+tqd@gmail.com forwarding / copypasting our conversation or your paypal transaction ID (not the whole receipt which has personal details I shouldn't know) and I'll reply with the link as soon as possible.  That'll also then let me add your email address to the list of confirmed donators and then I can send out future versions to you automatically.  Sorry for the delay but you'll all get your donator's version I promise!

Love you all!

Aika

Testing Done

Right the release seems vaguely stable (hint: it probably isn't) so I am starting the uploading process.  I have dodgy internet so bear with me but it shouldn't be more than a couple of hours.

Slave Collar

The slave collar now exists in the game but only appears through the "bondage prisoner" starting option. It slightly increases bimbo and of course stops you wearing another neck slot item.

To balance out bondage prisoner, only one of handcuffs and anklecuffs will appear at random. Hopefully that makes it actually playable (and a decent strategy for those going for a virgin play through thanks to the chastity belt).

Testing is going relatively well; game breaking bugs are few and far between. There are a couple of super weird things happening every now and then that I can't debug but they don't affect gameplay so I'm considering them low priority.

My current plan is to release in around 24 hours' time and then I'm busy for most of the weekend, and then I'll come back Sunday evening and fix all the horrendous bugs you've found.

Dildo trap changes

* You no longer instantly faint if the game reckons you can't escape, you are given the time it takes you to faint to solve the problem
** e.g. become lighter than air from the aeromancer, wait for your belly to shrink so that you can reach your heels to take them off
* If you're not wearing heels you'll always succeed the jump
* Medium sized bellies no longer count as large enough to prevent you reaching your heels
* It now takes very little heel skill to jump in 3 inches or lower heels, but 4 inches has a massive skill requirement jump

Nipple chain

The gladiator has a nasty surprise waiting for those who reach their maximum breast size before she's truly happy with their size.

If all the conditions are right (you're on your knees, topless, etc.) then you will find yourself with a new pair of nipple piercings connected by a short chain. This is a permanent addition to your body and cannot be changed.

The evil piercings will prevent you from ever wearing a bra again, and unless blessed will also prevent the donning of any top or dress that covers your breasts.

Whilst cursed they also have a decent chance of causing you to instantly become horny again regardless of how recently you last came.

In the future the item will be usable by monsters to keep you from standing up or dragging you around. Also when titfucking exists this chain will likely cause arousal.

Diapers are now Optional

As the title says, diapers are now optional.  If you enable watersports you will be taken to another screen after finalizing your fetish decisions which lets you choose if you want diaper to be a part of the game.

This option is not worth any points since diapers are a pretty balanced double edged sword; they make it more difficult to walk but make urination a lot less of a hassle / humiliating experience and also provide relatively decent crotch protection.

More Plastic

Wow, I'm glad to see so many of you are excited about the silicone queen stuff!  I've expanded it a tiny bit so let me explain how.

In keeping with the theme of the class outfit buffing dexterity, the outfit now prevents all red hair colour increases.  This means that your hair will tend towards platinum blonde, which fits in nicely with the idea of the set.

Secondly, as the permanent make up stuff is still stuck in an unfinished and super buggy state with the tattoo machine in the hotel level, the silicone queen outfit has the added effect of preventing make up decay, and preventing make up resetting when you faint.  I don't know whether this will get removed when there are other methods of obtaining permanent make up, but I guess we'll see how it affects the class.

Someone made an interesting point that the mannequin is now responsible for two different class outfits.  I don't consider this to be an awful thing; I just see it as part of the 'meta' that if you are eager to actively obtain one of these classes rather than it just happen to you sometimes, then you will probably need to submit to the mannequin's whims and cross you fingers (and butthole).  Assuming you're in an okay state in general, there shouldn't be too much risk in letting the mannequin paint your face, standing up and slapping it and then kneeling again, until you get the outcome you want.

Oh and by the way there will be one other way to obtain the first scrunchie, and that's reaching maximum hair length with extreme proportions fetish off.  Granted, there aren't that many ways that hair length increases without wearing headgear, but there are some so it should be possible.  There is one new way that hair length can increase - every now and then if a hair colour type is at max and the game tries to increase it again, it'll instead increase the length.

Finally onto what a lot of you are always clamoring about: when are you going to get to play this?  Well I've got a few images to edit and add to the game and a couple more small features already coded that I haven't announced in blog posts yet but I'm essentially now into testing.  Obviously there are still loads of features that people have requested that aren't in the game yet, and I'd like to apologise to any donators who that might upset especially those who have been waiting a long time, but I'm hoping that everyone is eager to try out the new release.

My plan is that the first time I manage to run through a game and not encounter a bug, then I'll package it up and release it leave it up to you guys to find the rest.  It's quite possible at that time that there will still be some game breaking bugs, so if you don't want your first experience of the supercool new release to be encountering a massive bug just as it's getting good, I'd recommend waiting a couple more days (and I'll point this out when I upload the new release).

tl;dr expect a couple more short blog posts and then a release, hopefully before the start of next week.

Plastic is Fantastic

There is a new fetish in town!  I was undecided on whether to call this "artificial enhancements fetish" or "plastic is fantastic"; at the moment in-game it's the former but it might change.  Walled behind this fetish will be a set of cosmetic enhancements that really should be an unmissable part of every good bimbo slut's arsenal.

Firstly, we have hair extensions.  These hair extensions are applied by the mannequin when she feels like it; the main requirement is that you are not wearing headgear.  Whilst you are wearing headgear, the mannequin will not add extra fake hair.  Fake hair counts the same as real hair for all intents and purposes other than that your hair can obviously now get really long even faster, and it doesn't affect the growth of your "real" hair in the capsule.  Extensions disappear upon fainting.

Next, we have a class outfit, the silicone queen.  The silicone queen's headgear is a tiny pink rubber top hat, and given time this will spawn a matching pink rubber minidress, which stretches over tits of any size and displays a predictable slogan on the front (the name of this blog post).  The mannequin can place the top hat on your head if your breast flesh volume is very low compared to your bimbo score.  Upon appearing thanks to the hat, the rubber dress will summon some breast implants inside of your boobs, which if you keep the class outfit, will increase in size with time.  The silicone queen outfit can also spawn some decently high pvc platform heels onto your feet, which if you're lucky may be "of speed".

The implants can end up contributing up to G cup size breasts' worth of fake bazookas.  Having implants about half this size increases your bimbo score slightly, and having the maximum amount increases the score massively.  As long as you continue to be the silicone queen, this increase is accompanied by an equal bonus for your dexterity score.  The outfit also reduces your effective breast weight, by different amounts depending on the BUC status of the dress.  Furthermore silicone implants only weigh half as much as breast flesh of the same volume.  So with the right setup, you could have massive dexterity boosting breasts with very little weight attached.  However, silicone implants cannot be removed, ever, and this includes fainting!  So once you've committed to this path, there's no going back!

But wait, there's more! If you get caught in a compromising position by a mannequin when you have a decent amount of silicone enhancing your breasts, there's a reasonable chance that she will apply some beautifully slutty long pink fake nails to you.  These cursed magic nails fill you with the (slightly irrational) fear that any of your nails breaking would literally be the worst thing in the world to happen to you, and as such whilst they are cursed you will be unable to slap, search containers, perform alchemy or resist against sex.  You will also suffer a significant penalty in all three of strength, dexterity and intelligence as your mind fights against and/or double guesses everything you want to do, and your bimbo score is massively increased.

Uncursing the nails (which should be considered a huge priority) slightly improves the situation, giving you a chance to be able to resist sex and allowing you to search containers, and reducing the penalty to your stats.  Blessing the nails makes them indestructible, allowing you to no longer worry about them breaking at all.  This negates the stat penalties and most of the bimbo score increase, and removes all action restrictions.  Furthermore your slap attack is now vicious, dealing a lot of extra damage as you scrape enemies with your new 'catfight claws'.  As with the implants, once the nails appear there's no way to get rid of them, including fainting.  That's not a curse keeping them on, it's superglue.

And now to go test that everything I just wrote actually works as intended @_@

Royal Slave

The Royal Slave outfit consists of you wearing a silver circlet on your head and a figure hugging white basque on your body. The appearance of the headgear is triggered by involuntary lactation, with the chance increasing each time it occurs. This means the only way for the cow ears to appear is by using the milking bench.

The royal guard will never ever attack a royal slave until provoked (lest he suffer the wrath of the super-powerful non-super-slut real princess); but as usual once unfriendly he will return for repeat sessions.

The royal slave currently has no other major effects. But the basque does, and the only way you can get it is via the circlet. The basque does something rather unique with lactation which I'll leave you all to discover the details off. Put it this way, the job of the royal slave is to produce and store royal milk, and to keep it on tap.

Fertility Goddess 1.1

Since you all were so enthusiastic about the fertility goddess I decided to expand its functionality to make the decision to have lots of babies more meaningful.

Firstly, you gain intelligence equal to how many children you've given birth to. However, whilst pregnant, if the dress is not blessed, your hips will slowly increase in size.

Also, your chance of getting pregnant each turn there's semen in your womb is significantly increased.

Fertility Goddess

Another class, this one triggered by getting pregnant several times throughout the course of the game. The headgear is a laurel wreath, and the dress is either a Roman goddess style tunic or a slutty mother nature style set of ivy leaves and twigs depending on your state of mind at the time.

They both provide the same benefit: usually when your body tries to give birth but you are not in the same region as the father (and the father is still alive), you fall to your knees with painful contractions. This outfit will prevent those contractions from wasting a turn and making you fall to your knees.

They also affect your belly weight value, reducing it if uncursed and reducing it lots if blessed (this can not make your belly lighter than air). The tunic version of the outfit will often have the "of confidence" attribute, reducing your humiliation gains.

Potion of Bull Strength

This brings us to the end of our first set of craftable items; there are more planned but they won't make it into the game yet.

The potion of bull strength can only be obtained if you have both lactation and weight gain fetish enabled. It is created from a potion of might and a minotaur horn filled from milk that has been squirted out of your ass.  How does milk get in your ass, you ask?  Well, I guess you'll have to play the game and try and find out, possibly with a small hint from the current requests list.  It will be possible.

Drinking the potion massively raises your strength if not cursed.  It also significantly raises your fatness level if you are not already pretty fat, and it also spawns the cow ears and cow print bikini on you if possible.  These pieces of clothing will start off cursed, unless the potion is blessed in which case the items start off as blessed.

Potion of Blessing

The potion of blessing is created from sapphire jewelry and a blue liquid.  If drunk outside of the dungeon, it does nothing.  If drunk from inside the dungeon, it warps you to the altar room.  This will not work if you are being penetrated by something static (e.g. dildo trap) and if you are being used by something more mobile (i.e. NPC) then it will get warped with you.  If drunk from inside the altar room, it resets the timer on the altar, allowing you to use it immediately.  If cursed, it will instead raise the timer on the altar, but give you the same message (so you think that the altar is safe to use).

Salve of Restriction

The salve of restriction prevents the growth or shrinking of the body part to which it is applied.  This limit only affects flesh; not milk or air or (in the future) silicone.  On bellies this means it does nothing except prevent fat growth.  The cursed version will still restrict all the other game mechanics from changing these values, but will slowly increase them itself.  The blessed version does nothing extra at the moment.

The salve is crafted from the guard's royal emblem and a bronze coloured liquid (one of the new liquid colours).  It can be applied to your breasts, belly and ass.  As you may have worked out, if obtained early enough in the game (and not cursed), this can be very powerful.

Redoing Humiliation

I didn't want to start changing this until after the big release as it's a few days' work but as I started improving the monster detection code for other reasons it made too much sense to make sure this was integrated. The release should still make it out within a couple of weeks I hope.

Humiliation, as it currently exists, makes sense from an objective viewpoint since essentially everything in the game is a humiliating experience. However I'm much more interested in it actually being a meaningful gameplay stat to be managed by the player.

So, humiliation and dignity is going to be redefined as (mostly) humiliating things the player consents to / doesn't resist / does of their own volition.

In summary, these are the major things that cause humiliation:

* submitting instead of resisting during sex
* kneeling in front of, and displacing / removing underwear in front of, unfriendly NPCs
* when being noticed by an intelligent monster (essentially the ones you can speak to), if any of the following are true:
** Cum on face
** Crotch or breasts (once A cup or larger) exposed
** Wearing clothing too slutty for your current humiliation level
* voluntarily urinating on the floor of a room or into non-diaper underwear
* drinking urine (you'll generally be given the option of drinking it which hits humiliation or keeping your mouth shut, which will make it get on your clothing, lowering its modifiers)
* things that are unlikely to make it into release 6, including "presenting" a particular orifice, and voluntarily going for a blowjob to spare your lower holes.
* a couple of non-consensual situations are likely to still cause humiliation, e.g. shameful orgasms and taunting when floating uncontrollably from inflation

Humiliation will now slightly lower intelligence as it increases, instead of bimbo. The majority of the flavour will describe how the humiliation affects you less and less as your ego / dignity is stripped from you.  Humiliation will decay slightly faster than before.

However if you hit max humiliation, you become "broken". Humiliation can no longer decay, the intelligence penalty is permanent, and a fixed amount gets permanently added to your bimbo score.  You now are aroused by humiliation; and so further acts that would increase humiliation increase your arousal instead.